Tumblr is just a nice little place where you can take off your ‘real person’ face and roll around in piles of garbage tailored to your unhinged hyperfocus five minutes before you stand up and go back to your zoom meeting
ayyyyy guess who got her navel pierced today
yeah okay it’s a pattern
and now they killed my blog! you fuckers!
by the way here’s the email i got about this
“automated anti-spam controls” my lily-white ass
I could be the person writing one time verification codes. 873726. 290971. 041452. 667656. It comes naturally to me.
They look so good
You have the best verification codes
I do what I can
Anonymous
sent a message
Uh??? The facts abt ur parents??? Whadda hell would u be open to doing more facts abt ur wild parents bc I love them
Sure! They’re very weird.
- My dad regularly sings to my mom about how much he loves her while standing exactly in the way of whatever she’s trying to do
- My parents didn’t marry until I was 4 and they regularly forget that they’re spouses. They generally refer to themselves as partners
- My mom proposed to my dad by yelling at him from a room away that her taxes were fucked and they had to get married to which my father replied “this is how I always dreamed you’d ask me!” and pretending to swoon
- My dad appears as an actor in the movie Swoon, supposedly an important piece of queer cinema
- My parents were both punks in their youth
- When I came home for thanksgiving with a mohawk, unannounced, my mom started crying because I looked “so handsome” and “just like your dad” and kept petting my head
- My dad only says “that’s my boy” to me when I say something gay about men
- My mom and dad have the same taste in women but opposite taste in men
- One time we were watching a movie set in Chicago and my mom turned to my dad, and in the most sentimental mom voice, said “Chicago honey! We haven’t been there since the anarchist convention!”
- My dad worked on California’s weed legalization bill
The anarchist version of gomez and morticia
i love transmasc hcs for girl characters and transfem hcs for guy characters we need so much more of this
sometimes it is fun to draw the canon guy character with top surgery scars and other times i just think he would be happier as a girl. do you get me
im gonna give vyncent sol boobs now
first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
Magnus Archives fan I see
THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY
WARNING TO NORTH CAROLINIANS
our chiggers now carry TYPHUS
The symptoms to look out for are fever, rash, headache, body aches, swollen lymph nodes, general GI symptoms and a crusty nasty looking area around the bite. Not all of these symptoms may be present but if you were bitten by a chigger in North Carolina and you don’t feel well, go to the doctor. Antibiotics can clear it right up but if left untreated, the fatality rate can be 40% for some strains.
Here’s a map of the places tested and the places where chiggers were found to be infected:
(Also, because I saw this in the notes, typhoid and typhus are radically different diseases. Typhoid is caused by salmonella and usually transferred through contaminated food and water while typhus is caused by several different bacteria and typically transferred by insect bite.)
Are you fucking kidding me
Warning for non North Carolinians. Stay off North Carolina beaches!
The beaches are the only part of the state that seems safe LMFAO
July 2023 - NCSU article on it - Bacterium Associated With Disease Found in N.C. Chiggers
Check out this crusty loaf fresh from the deep!
Please for the love of god, if you value whatever media or whatever you're creating a wiki for:
DO NOT USE FANDOM WIKIA
Not just because Fandom wiki is just straight up adware. But because they will happily take all your rights as a wiki owner away and give it to a corporation in the name of profits, like they did to the McDonald's wiki or y'know, completely destroy LGBTQ+ wikis on many identities (including removing nearly every aroacespec labels including demisexual, greyromantic, and many other labels, including many more I used!) all without the permission or consent of the admins of the wiki to "make LGBTQ+ identities easier to understand" and replaced the admins with their own chosen ones, of which iirc were very questionable in their behavior.
"What are alternatives then?"
Fandom Wikia runs off a FREE open-source software known as MediaWiki, it's the same thing Wikipedia, Bulbapedia, and many others use.
This means that you can host your own wiki, or use any other wiki farm such as Miraheze, which is what the wiki I help run uses.
The best part about WikiMedia is that something made on one wiki can be cross-compatible with another. We often use and base our templates off of other wikis, and it makes it somewhat easier to transfer from FANDOM if necessary.
Stop FANDOM's monopoly over wikis, they'll stab you in the back as soon as it's a choice between the user or profits.